My crystal ball says you’re full of shit
What the fucculent?
My last f*ck candle
Cereal killer
FCKY would you like to buy a vowel?
Born to be Wild but only until 9pm or so
Everything is fine
My last nerve candle
Til your unsolved murder do us part
Hobbies -online shopping version
They see me rollin’ they hatin’
Be a bad ass with a good ass
Sleighin’ or Slayin’
Support your local street cats
Hang on let me go overthink this
I’m allergic to stupidity I break out in sarcasm
Don’t be a...
One badass snack bitch
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor
Okay, Karen
If you ain’t crocin’ you ain’t Rockin’ Leopard print
Sorry, it’s not pizza
I speak 3 languages
Coffee pairs well with silence
